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Ok....I'll admit that I'm slightly biased, since I was active in the Boy Scouts well into adulthood, but with the coming spring comes the inevitable Girl Scout Cookie sales and I just have to go WTF?!
I was watching TV this morning and the local NBC affiliate was doing a promo for a local (Boy Scout) Troop's annual pancake breakfast fundraiser being held next week. The spot had 3 Scouts and one Scoutmaster and the Scouts did almost all of the talking and they actually cooked a pancake and had real representative food. I did have an issue with the Scoutmaster wearing the neckerchief wrong ( Seriously dude...it isn't an ascot!), but the group was otherwise in proper uniform.
Now fast forward a couple of hours when I had to make a short jaunt to the store for dinner fixins. I saw no less than three groups of girl scouts hawking the ubiquitous cookies. I pretty much just fixated on the first group...which was representative of just about every group of cookie-toting-tykes I run into this time of year. There were 5 adults and only two girls. I have to assume that the girls were Girl Scouts, but since nobody was in uniform who the hell knows. Maybe you could call the cookie costume that one was wearing qualified as some sort of costume.
My mind started going, as it often does.......what do Girl Scouts do aside from sell cookies? I've never seen a group of them in uniform doing any type of community service, seen one Girl Scout Camp (At Boy Scout Camp we were required to wear a "scouting" T-shirt so we thought it funny to try and buy Girl Scout T-Shirts one year), and I've basically never really heard of Girl Scouts outside of the cookie sales.
Now my personal history taints things, but I think Boy Scouts are known for camping, merit badges, and helping little old ladies across the street....and Eagle Scouts.
Can anybody that isn't in the Girl Scouts (or had been) even name one of their ranks?